The Empire of Kaiser Von Brasilien is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40 million Kaiser Von Brasilienians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The Kaiser Von Brasilienian economy, worth 1.97 trillion Réis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,136 Réis, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas and it is said that a Kaiser Von Brasilienian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kaiser Von Brasilien's national animal is the Lobo Guára, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaiser Von Brasilien is ranked 253,322^nd in the world and 5^th in America do Sul for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.